On this dreary rainy Tuesday, I am going to tell you a little story about my erotic adventures during my 3-day University of Michigan Orientation....Oh wait, did I say erotic? I meant erratic...
BTW, the events w/ ** are the highlights of my day
Anyways, FIRST DAY (June 5):
(8:00am) After an hour drive from home, I arrive at East Quad (I could go on and on about how shitty this place was, but I'll spare you the pain...until later). A nice good-looking gentlemen opens the door for me and I proudly walk in. I get my name tag, room key, school ID, and billions of useless paperwork. So far, so good.
(9:00am) I arrive at my room..............One Word: ABSOLUTE-SHIT.... And yes, that is indeed one word; there's shit and then there's absolute-shit. NO BATHROOMS! NO SINKS! SINGLE-ROOM WITH TWO BEDS! WHAT WERE THEY THINKING!? Also turns out, my roomate hasn't arrived yet.
**(10:00am) Breakfast...Good stuff...ALL YOU CAN EAT. Also, met someone I knew from Troy High (aka Mudit Gupta).
**(11:00am) Lectures (GAY), did some ice-breaking (met interesting people, but still GAY), lunch (Finally, the $$$ I paid for this trip put to good use...)
(1:00pm) Campus Tours (been to this campus like 4 times b4), more ice-breaking (we practically melted the ice by now)
**(5:00pm) Dinner (again....$$$ put to good use)
**(6:00pm) Group Discussions on some topics relating to college.....way too boring.....I had fun sitting in the same spot throughout the discussion, while everyone else was moving around....I also met a super dooper hot chick named L-A-R-A Prodigy. It was wonderful times. More about her in the next entry. :P
(7:00pm) Summer Troupe Performance (very entertaining actually...gotta love that azn kid....)
**(9:00pm - 1:00am) Freedom. Yes, I should have gone to sleep earlier...but I was way too immersed in downtown Ann Arbor. Bubble Island is the best place around there BTW.
(1:00am) I return back to my dorm and finally see my orientation roomate for the first time. We exchange the usual stuff (i.e name, what school we were from, favorite color, if we had to be an animal what would we be, if we were stuck on a lonely island what would we do.....yea, the same stuff everyone always talk about..... ) and I found that his name was Benjamin and he's a Mexican who came from California. Anyways, I find him sleeping on my pillow and my bedsheets and so I rip them away from him and I move into my friend's room (Mudit's roomate didn't show up) with a "Peace Out" and a good old handshake. What a good way to make new friends... :P
(1:30am - 4:00am) Mudit and I chillaxed (chill + relax) for the rest of the night recapping our last memories of high school life and just plain goofing around. Good times.
Well that concludes the first day. Stay tuned for the second day. Trust me, it is a lot more erotic. Sorry, I mean erratic...
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